necrute:

american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

(Source: sanfrisko, via shouldnt)

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

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fuck-kirk:

doopilydo:

fuck-kirk:

So last year at school we had a new girl and my friend asked her what her name was and she goes

"Anna"

And my friend was like, “oMG LIKE FROM FROZEN!?”

And that girl just looked at her with the deadest eyes ive ever seen and said, “Yes. That movie ruined my fucking life.”

YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?

MY NAME IS ELSA.

You poor, poor soul

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